I can’t fucking wait till Wednesday. Full padded football practice. Ive wussed out of tackle ally drills but this weeks different. I’m itching to get hit and show this team ive got game. (for those who dont know tackle ally is a very thin and long area where a receiver runs when the whistle is blown while a lineman and a cornerback both try to hit u as hard as possible but the field is too narrow to avoid it)
FOOTBALL IS ALMOST BACK. GUYS IM GOING TO PLAY FOOTBALL EVERY SATURDAY AND WATCH PATRIOTS FOOTBALL EVERY SUNDAY THIS IS THE LIFE I TELL YOU
God im so happy right now
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.