xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

(via thisisnotaconspiracy)

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension


The same person who could have 63 unread fucking messages

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

The same person who could have 63 unread fucking messages

(via ethanwoopdedoo)

I can’t fucking wait till Wednesday. Full padded football practice. Ive wussed out of tackle ally drills but this weeks different. I’m itching to get hit and show this team ive got game. (for those who dont know tackle ally is a very thin and long area where a receiver runs when the whistle is blown while a lineman and a cornerback both try to hit u as hard as possible but the field is too narrow to avoid it)

FOOTBALL IS ALMOST BACK. GUYS IM GOING TO PLAY FOOTBALL EVERY SATURDAY AND WATCH PATRIOTS FOOTBALL EVERY SUNDAY THIS IS THE LIFE I TELL YOU

God im so happy right now

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

(via dayman-fighter-ofthe-nightman)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via illgiveyouallofme)

solosalendo:

kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it

(via illgiveyouallofme)

your face looks like it was made by bethesda — ancient and powerful insult (via yuriadventure)

(via ethanwoopdedoo)