Not everyone you lose is a loss. — (via po3tree)

(via dataintcuteboo)

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

(via illgiveyouallofme)

biterswet:

I hate to break it to you guys but this is Swedish, and in Swedish slut means end.

biterswet:

I hate to break it to you guys but this is Swedish, and in Swedish slut means end.

gilboron:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

this is not entirely correct

it was known as the red planet since 1837, where it got really embarrassed during solar system prom

it did side with the communists during the cold war, but the communists chose the color red because mars sided with them, not vice versa

(via kidswhoslideonfloors)

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

(via kidswhoslideonfloors)

ask-koki-kariya:

The diglett one gets me everytime

(via thisisnotaconspiracy)

biterswet:

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Read this on the buss, crying